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With the 2014 season winding down league officials have turned their sites on the 2015 season. Many rule changes are being considered
to keep up with the changing times in Rockaway. With the influx of hipsters to our community it is only a matter of time before they will
be replaced with the rich professional families that often take over for the hipsters once they have regentrified a nieghborhood. In
anticipation of this inevitable transformation the league has decided to get ahead of the curve and are considering regentrifying the league.
In the above picture the league hired a Pico's player, Leo, to model the new uniform and to test its feasability. Pico's was chosen since
it was one of the first signs of the coming change. Also being considered is banning beer, but don't worry, wine and certain brands of vodka and scotch will be allowed. Additionally the league is looking into the feasibility of hiring valet parking attendents for the parking lot. Cars manufactured befoe 2012 will be banned unless they are Prius's or Tesla's. Another possible change will be replacing the yearly prize of hooded sweatshirts with Cardigan sweaters for men and Coach bags for women. League officials will meet after the season at Nabu to discuss the changes.   |
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