are some of the stories as reported in the post game party at Connoly’s.
who knows and enforces every rule, (and even some that aren’t available yet)
was mad that the Federation couldn’t understand why Connolly’s still
wasn’t ready to play at 6:30. After
the forfeit Connolly’s came back with three straight and led in game five 9-2
before the Federation mounted a great comeback led by superb play by Greg,
Maureen, Tom and Jay to take the game. After
the game Coach walked off and refused to shake hands with the usually mild
mannered Federation. Lea pointed
out that this is why she left Coach for Jimmy the Horse Trainer.
just in - Connoly’s coach Steve has asked Coach to turn in his shirt before
next week. After conferring with
coach’s Irish volleyball pupil, Devlin from Lawrence, Steve agreed that it’s
just not worth it.
the way that Jerry’s Kids played tonight they might not need the telethon.
They defeated The Beach Club 4-1. The
Kids were very happy to play with or against “Red Teeth” and the rest of the
Beach Club who are the best, win or lose.
Circling Sharks were one jaw short because Louie was stuck at LaGuardia Airport
trying to find a ringer from Florida. They
still managed to win 3-2 against It’s All Good.
The Sharks left Murphy looking for a new route to deliver his mail.
It’s all Bad again. Dottsie
and Steve Kearns are celebrating their 25th Wedding Anniversary, by
coincidence with each other. The
win made it special.
John Sica writes this article every week at the bars, he gets thirsty.
Can you please start helping next week.
Insurance swept to a 5-0 victory behind the great play of Jimmy “the cheap
Bastard” Katen. With all his
injuries (bitching and moaning) he still came through for the team.
The boys would like to thank the girls for baby-sitting and letting them
out for a beer. (Because they are
the kings of the castle)
IBK’s New Addition had a tough night losing 3-2 to Dig This, in part due to missing key player TJ Tooey who was too tired to bother. Also because Captain John Brennan had too many Red Bulls, (non alcoholic energy drink which is supposed to give you wings). Does anyone remember what happened to Icaraus? Maybe he should switch to Heineken.
Jamesons after struggling against Healy's in week two came out firing an all cylinders beating Psychic Friends 5-0 despite missing their team captain. Jay Butler filled the role of team leader after waking up suddenly on tuesday at 3 a.m. from a deep sleep with a vision of himself taking his team to glory. Not sure what to make of this premonition he immediately got on the phone with psychic friends "guru in training" George Johnson, who by the way is being trained by the infamous psychic legend Tom Mulqueen. George due to his substantial traing in dream analysis easily deciphered Jays dream telling him his captain would be unable to make the games at the last minute "because it must be the money" and he would fill his flip flops. George, realzing from Jays dream his team would drop 5, didn't bother showing up on Wednesday knowing you can't change the future of a psychic dream. This week Jamesons will be matched up against Coppersmiths "aka Maries All Stars" who finally lost, but will be looking for revenge against Jamesons. Team Jamesons is concerned another vision could be on the way this week bringing them the same fate the Psychic friends had this week.
president Patty Melt sends out a plea for Volleyball referees.
If anyone is interested the pay is $40 for a nights work.
If interested e-mail her at firstname.lastname@example.org.
Next weeks party, June 20th is in the Beach Club.